come_sailaway CR CHART!

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Come Sail Away
Friends and Acquaintances
	Security serialskiller Softer than it seems. Kitten obtained		Deputy Pratt theweakhavepurpose Food friend. Needs a hugs forever. Kitten obtained
	Helena Adams (134) decrypter A precious friend. Kitten obtained		Klaus Hargreeves busball Love this dude. Kitten obtained
	Eleanor Lamb seethesun Strange, new to everything including restraint. Very polite.		John Crichton ss_buttcrack Possibly best friend Kitten obtained
	Nobunaga Oda konpeito_aji Armor friend, companion of Klaus Kitten obtained		Yato tossmealifeline Small party god
	Ava Starr decohere Chill psychic friend Kitten obtained		Bash St. Expedit midnightroads Good listener. Good at food and tasteful color combinations. Kitten obtained
	Demyx melodiouspacifist Music friend! Kitten obtained		Fio (116) sabigoe Small kind bug Kitten obtained
	Sharky Boshaw broshaw Chillest dude, friend of Pratt. Kitten obtained		Vance Hopper pinballer Gonna teach him music. Kitten obtained
	Gil Ryanson (120) breakaleginhalf If anyone is going to keep me sane, it's him Kitten(?) obtained		Nepeta Leijon nepetaleijon Wayne-adjacent cat friend Kitten obtained
	Dr. Watson lightconductor A good and gentle source of information. Kitten obtained		Maximilien makesomedeals The most sensible.
	Palamedes Sextus hellonspectacles I might have liked to know him better. Kitten obtained		César Salazar pineapplesalmon Weird science friend. Kitten obtained
	Ruby Rose littlefairytale Protect.		Peter Smith be_seeing_you Tentatively friend. Companion of Ava.
	Ylva actuallyawolf 🐺 Kitten obtained		Max Maximum maximumfirepower Also love this dude. Kitten obtained
	Darcy LeJeune saltwaterlungs Keep an eye on this one		Wilson Higgsbury takethatnature Reserve quiet space for him
	Abed Nadir inspector_spacetime Extreme media awareness (pump for information?)
	Arthur Lester theotherright Companion of Crichton. May be best to avoid		Bastion configuration_birdwatcher Roommate. Friendly beeps. Kitten obtained
	Ari Tayrey astrogator Keep an eye on this one

Comments

Regain: The Rubber Duck

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The packages keep coming, this time in pairs. The first one that he opens is deceptively small, but as soon as he carefully removes the paper and rolls it to put aside with the rest of the wrapping paper from every other package, the top rockets right off, and suddenly, in his lap in the middle of his bed, there is a massive rubber duck, its shadows cast in the same pixelated way that all of the Things that he deploys do. He's momentarily baffled, until he realizes where he's seen this thing before.

Apologies to Bastion, as Wayne vigorously squeaks this enormous duck, then tucks it to one side with the intention of taking it to the pool and using it as a flotation device later.

Regain: The Tears

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He's baffled by the little envelope in lieu of an actual box. He's baffled even more by seeing a sort of collage of various cartoon characters, all with tears running down their faces. He doesn't feel much of anything, looking over them, but something in his nose burns, and his eyes follow suit, but he just grinds a knuckle into one and the feeling subsides easily enough. Weird, there must have been something in the envelope. He's just going to hope that it's not contagious, whatever has just happened to him.

Regain: The Record

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One box this time. Heavy, a bit awkward, but when he gets it back to his cabin and opens it up, he's pleased with what he finds: a turntable, seemingly brand new, looking as if it had come straight from his room back at Waynehouse. The record sleeve that rests on top of it catches him off-guard, though; that's a photo of his crew, rendered just as he remembered them, with himself (or at least a Wayne in general) stood up proud with his guitar. He already knows what he's going to hear when he sets it up, moving the kitten figures around on his side table to do so, and now for the next foreseeable future, his roommate is going to have to deal with him playing, and replaying, and replaying, and sometimes playing along with, his own music.