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[ablativeholopleather]

Yo, you found Wayne, leave me a message if you wanna.

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oh no

[ablativeholopleather]

uh
wh
at

Re: oh no

[breakaleginhalf]

commander john crichton right

fuck if there's two crichtons i s2g im throwing myself over the side

i saw him in the buffet like <10min ago an




wait fuck did i wake you up

[ablativeholopleather]

kinda

what about crichton

pls dont throw yourself in the ocean that shits cold

[breakaleginhalf]

ok so

i saw him in the buffet a few minutes ago and tried to like

talk to him? cos idk if you like him he's probably okay you have good taste

he came out the gate being a real asshole about it? like if he doesn't wanna talk he can just say that

and when i asked if he talks to everyone like a fucking bastard bc maybe some people here genuinely don't know what's going on he was like

idk it just felt like he was being a fucking pos about it

[breakaleginhalf]

[The typing bubbles hovers in and out a few times.]

i might have decked him for it

[ablativeholopleather]

[It takes a second for him to actually respond because now he's sitting up, waking up a little more, and just frowning at his phone.]

crichton's cool, what
uh
ok sometimes he can be kind of a bastard but like
that kind of seems to be a stress response
he lashes out when things are going bad kind of thing

[breakaleginhalf]

[Okay well now Gil definitely feels like a piece of shit.

Great.]

okay well



unless his style when he's stress-pissed is attacking randos who've never fucking met him before

instead of just being like

"hey man, not doing so great, can i have some me time"

because no indication he didn't want company until he basically told me to go fuck myself straight up

[ablativeholopleather]

oh yeah dude
he was like that when i dropped into his memories
pretty sure he was like
>< that close to shoving me off a building
granted he was convinced i wasn't real at the time
otherwise he's cool
just don't let him talk about sex
it gets weird fast

[breakaleginhalf]

cool

brb throwing myself over the side

i'll go apologise to him in the morning though

fair warning it's gonna look real bad

[ablativeholopleather]

should i be there
kinda feel like i should be there
pls don't punch any more of my friends

:(

[breakaleginhalf]

im not gonna punch him again

but yknow going with you is probably a better idea

[It's his own fault for being overprotective in the stupidest possible way but it still feels fucking awful to need babysitting for it.]

[ablativeholopleather]

we'll fix this it's ok
for now
might go back to sleep

wanna come snooze?

[breakaleginhalf]

i mean I can guarantee he's awake right now

which again sorry for waking you up

you think you'd be okay to do it now? don't wanna psych myself out

[ablativeholopleather]

give me ten to actually wake up

[breakaleginhalf]

still want me to come over and be your snooze button for a bit

[ablativeholopleather]

sure
give me an excuse not to go back to sleep

[breakaleginhalf]

i can pick you up bridal style and just carry you around til you wake up

problem is idk if that would work or just make you fall asleep on me

[ablativeholopleather]

haven't been picked up and carried since pongorma

sorry if i do end up falling asleep

been a long last few weeks

[breakaleginhalf]

it really fuckin was

be there in two ticks

[And true to his word, it's barely a minute later when he's knocking on Wayne's door.]

[ablativeholopleather]

[The Wayne that opens the door here looks every bit like he's just rolled out of bed, dressed in a hoodie with a Serena Eterna logo on it and flowers down the sleeve, jumpsuit tied to make pants underneath.

He kind of wants to put his face on Gil's shoulder and grumble for a while, but he's being good for right now.]

Okay we can go wake up Crichton whenever you're ready.