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Come Sail Away
Friends and Acquaintances
	Security serialskiller Softer than it seems. Kitten obtained		Deputy Pratt theweakhavepurpose Food friend. Needs a hugs forever. Kitten obtained
	Helena Adams (134) decrypter A precious friend. Kitten obtained		Klaus Hargreeves busball Love this dude. Kitten obtained
	Eleanor Lamb seethesun Strange, new to everything including restraint. Very polite.		John Crichton ss_buttcrack Possibly best friend Kitten obtained
	Nobunaga Oda konpeito_aji Armor friend, companion of Klaus Kitten obtained		Yato tossmealifeline Small party god
	Ava Starr decohere Chill psychic friend Kitten obtained		Bash St. Expedit midnightroads Good listener. Good at food and tasteful color combinations. Kitten obtained
	Demyx melodiouspacifist Music friend! Kitten obtained		Fio (116) sabigoe Small kind bug Kitten obtained
	Sharky Boshaw broshaw Chillest dude, friend of Pratt. Kitten obtained		Vance Hopper pinballer Gonna teach him music. Kitten obtained
	Gil Ryanson (120) breakaleginhalf If anyone is going to keep me sane, it's him Kitten(?) obtained		Nepeta Leijon nepetaleijon Wayne-adjacent cat friend Kitten obtained
	Dr. Watson lightconductor A good and gentle source of information. Kitten obtained		Maximilien makesomedeals The most sensible.
	Palamedes Sextus hellonspectacles I might have liked to know him better. Kitten obtained		César Salazar pineapplesalmon Weird science friend. Kitten obtained
	Ruby Rose littlefairytale Protect.		Peter Smith be_seeing_you Tentatively friend. Companion of Ava.
	Ylva actuallyawolf 🐺 Kitten obtained		Max Maximum maximumfirepower Also love this dude. Kitten obtained
	Darcy LeJeune saltwaterlungs Keep an eye on this one		Wilson Higgsbury takethatnature Reserve quiet space for him
	Abed Nadir inspector_spacetime Extreme media awareness (pump for information?)
	Arthur Lester theotherright Companion of Crichton. May be best to avoid		Bastion configuration_birdwatcher Roommate. Friendly beeps. Kitten obtained
	Ari Tayrey astrogator Keep an eye on this one

Comments

NOTES ON HUMAN BEHAVIOR

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Wayne has, in his time since coming to be on the boat, learned a lot of odd things from his perspective when it comes to the beings around him. None of them are anything like the entities back on his planet, he's come to realize, and so has begun to compile observations in a


+New people are strange about casual address to a degree that makes you have to stop and be really careful every time you meet a new one
++"man" and "dude" need to be curbed, except in the presence of others that use them first

+No signal here :(

+Really good at food
++Like, really good
++++Especially fried stuff
++++Don't eat uncooked hotdogs (looked at weird for it)

+Naming conventions as follows:
++Given names rather than chosen names
++Named for Elders?
++++What if Elders decide not to choose names?
++++Do all Elders choose names?
++++++Could someone be named WAYNE OLD WAYNE WAYNE OLD WAYNE JUNIOR??

+Tattoos
++How?

+Children = Larva?!!!!
++Stop putting Larvae in situations!!!
++Pupation = Puberty? Sorta?
++++Children (kids) grow like plants(?) instead of distinct life stages

+1 Cycle = ??? 1.777r human years

+Voluntary intoxication a big thing, used to escape or cope or numb bad brain things
++Probably better than the xylem but still prefer to avoid
++++poor Klaus

+"Getting laid" = companionship, sometimes with strangers (see also: "boning")
++Probably involves more, gotta ask around
++++Lack of nonfiction and reference material really making this harder than it has to be
++Procreation-based (?)
++++Human host of semi-parasitic smaller human for approximately nine months, produces offspring in a manner similar to a Galliform though without egg using genetic material from two parents, the host and donor(?)
++Sex for pleasure (companionship)

+Trauma responses and coping behavior largely similar across different species
++nice to not be the odd man out that way too

+HUMANS FULL OF LIQUID DO NOT EXPLODE

+Furries
++Anthropomorphic animals/desire to bone said anthropomorphic animals